Cinnamon and Idiots: GChat with R at 5:15 p.m.
December 22, 2008

R: one of the boys in my office tried to eat a tablespoon of cinamin
spelling?
because he heard somewhere its impossible to do in under a minute
and it is impossible
and the video is amazing
S: cinnamon
for the record
and i want to see the video
right now
R: its on facebook but the kid who has it is gone
i cant spell
S: awww
R: he spits the sinnamon out in the sink
and then makes a noise like a dying camel
S: now i wanna try it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
R:lol we so should! and then get everyone else to try it and just put up tons of videos of people trying it
S:yes
i agree
K would totally try it
R: great its a plan
S: we’re idiots
awesome idiots, but idiots
R: lol its going to be a youtube hit

Watch Politicians Crack Jokes!
October 17, 2008

With the election looming a mere 17 days away (OBAMA! OBAMA!), the candidates got together last night at the Al Smith dinner to crack jokes about each other and politics. They’re both very funny. Case in point: Obama:


There’s a Jesus joke in there. And a superman one. Oh my.

And, of course, McCain:

–S

WTF Is Wrong With Toy Manufacturers?!
September 30, 2008

K and I agree that the following commercial (originally viewed by us on FailBlog, of course) is among the weirdest and most distburing commercials we’ve ever seen. And we grew up in the 80’s and 90’s, kids.

(Warning: Slightly explicit. That’s right. It’s a children’s toy, and it’s kinda explicit!)

What. The. FUCK?!

–S

That Ain’t Mouthwash, Y’all
September 18, 2008

Gawker called the following ad (from Belgium), “perhaps the single best piece of televised sex ed [they’ve] ever seen.” I find myself agreeing with them. Great ad, great message.

And for the worrywarts, it is NOT EXPLICIT.

–S

This Will Stay With Me Forever
September 17, 2008

Sorry, kids! (All, like, 3 of you). S was out yesterday because she got a really, really bad cold. So bad she thought it was something more serious. So while she sat at home and slept and sneezed and coughed and hovered above cups of steaming tea so that she could just breathe through her nose already, god!!, K sat at work and sent her this:

She doesn’t know where he found it, or why he found it, or why he sent it to her, other than it is the weirdest, creepiest thing either of them has ever seen on the internets.

Also, the song is stuck in her head now.

And she can see the video behind her eyes.

She expects some lovely fever dreams tonight.

–S

K Knows Me, and Knows Me Well
September 10, 2008

–S

Hi There, Moonie!
August 14, 2008

This is a rare moment of down-time for me. The overtime hours are piling up for K and I both. But in this moment, I present to you: A weird debate fight with a mooning professor. Enjoy!

–S

This Kid’s Never Gonna Live This Down
July 31, 2008

Also, Mom & Dad: Don’t let your 11-year-old kid sing “Touch My Body” on the Internet. Really. For his sake and yours.

–S

Why So Serious?
July 30, 2008

God, I’m busy at work again today! This is potentially something that may carry over through the next few weeks, especially as the attorney who I assist preps for a major trial. Woot.

So, in lieu of a steady stream of random posts with utter nonsense spewing from the fingertips of K and myself, I bring you what we probably would be doing at work today if we didn’t actually have work to do.

Ladies and gentlemen…

Funny cats:

And, for good measure, two hilarious hamsters:

You’re welcome.

–S