The Emmys, in 5 quick sentences.
September 22, 2008

1. Mad Men won (awesome), Lost got shafted (not awesome).

2. PLEASE STOP GIVING JEREMY PIVEN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR EMMYS.

3. Don Rickles: give him more airtime at every awards show from now on, please.

4. Heidi Klum and Project Runway: ROBBED YET AGAIN. (4b. STOP GIVING THE AMAZING RACE BEST REALITY COMPETITION SHOW EMMYS FOR FUCK’S SAKE!)

5. Josh Groban does a surprisingly good South Park impression:

–S

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