Email to K, 3:26 p.m.
October 9, 2008

S: Everytime I open my main email screen, I see ClooneyNips!

K: That’s good, right?

S: Yes 🙂

Email from K, 8:56 a.m., Scientology Protest Edition
September 19, 2008

K: The sign in the middle may be the best protest sign I’ve ever seen.


Insight Into the Paparazzi Minds (Email to K, 9:20 a.m.)
September 11, 2008


After exiting Hollywood’s most notorious celebrity motel, the Chateau Marmont, the rising star of 90210 2.0 Shenae Grimes was asked by a group of photographers if she could tone down her smiling just a bit. Grimes felt perplexed by the request and asked why wouldn’t they want a photo of her smiling. One photographer said, “We do, but we just want a wide variety of facial reactions. Mad, gassy, sad and so on and so on.” Grimes tried her best to look slightly indifferent, but could only achieve a look of mild exasperation.

For reference (‘cuz I don’t know who this chick is either):

K: gassy?

S: I know, fucking fantastic.

Um, Wow.
August 8, 2008


K: That is like my dream come true.

Email to K, 10:22 a.m.
August 6, 2008



First LOLCat of the Day
August 5, 2008

Sometimes the day can go a lot better if you just start out with a LOL.

This be that LOL.


Signs, Signs, Signs
August 4, 2008


K: That’s the best sign I’ve ever seen.


Email from K, 11:21 a.m. “While it’s still morning…”
August 1, 2008

Good morning!

S: *droooooooooool*


Junk Food Religion
July 30, 2008

“Cheesus”! HA!


Email from K, 11:03 a.m.
July 28, 2008

“Good morning to you:

Thanks, K. It’s even easier to keep my eyes open now.