Email From K, 2:59 p.m.
January 7, 2009

“M asked me if I finished my sandwich, I said yes, she asked where I stuck it, I said “In my ass.”

That is not what I meant to say. I meant it would go to my ass, thus I answered a question that was not asked.

The point it, I told M that I stuck a sandwich in my ass”

I Can’t Believe I Had to Ask This
October 6, 2008

K: “a 2004 study estimated about a quarter of Americans had at least one tattoo, and among folks born between 1975 and 1986 the figure was 36 percent.”

S: Hm. Here’s a question: Do I have 2 tattoos, or 3? Does the ear-punctuation count as one, or are they two? I never know the answer to this.

K: 3

S: Reasoning? I’m not arguing, I just want to understand.

K: While the two ear tattoos go together, you’re inked in three places so I figure three tattoos.

S: Ah. Ok.

They’re my tattoos, right? And yet, I still don’t know…


This Is Me
September 29, 2008

I am tired. And over it. And I’ve only been here for 45 minutes.



So, So Lonely
September 23, 2008

K is getting his wisdom teeth out. Well, by this time, they should be out and he’s at least on his way home or home already, conked out on pain medication. I loaned him the first season of Mad Men, so he should be set for the week (or, in my case, the next day and a half).

But kittens, I am so, so very bored. No movie updates, no gross pictures, no stopping by his cubicle to pout and ask for amusement. No partner in crime.

And he’ll be back earliest Friday. And probably really not until mond.



Email From K, 3:28 p.m.
September 4, 2008

K: Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist is about the gayest title for a movie ever.


Shut Up, Sean Penn: Email to K, 10:04 a.m.
August 29, 2008


“I’m not supporting Nader for president… I will reluctantly vote for Obama.” — Sean Penn.

You know, he might make good movies and all that stuff, but Sean Penn is a TOOL.

K: I concur. But damn if he isn’t awesome in front of and behind the camera.

S: His moviemaking awesomeness is no longer justifying his TOOL-ness as much as it used to, though. Douche.

K: I try not to judge someone’s ability to portray an interesting character by their lameness of their own character

S: You are a better man than I.

Of course, I am not a man.

August 28, 2008


Ok, they can if the attorney she works for has another big case, but in the mean time she is back and OH MY GOD INTERNETS HOW SHE HAS MISSED YOU.

This post is S’s way of saying: Updates Shall Resume Now.


August 22, 2008

S is back! She does not have to be in stupid court, in the stupid freezing cold courtroom, drawing stupid doodles on the back of stupid spreadsheets and thinking of ways to get out of this stupid job. No, she gets to sit at her desk and revel in her internets and the companionship of K (who she has dearly missed being so, so far away), and all the things that made this lazy-ass job great in the first place.

Of course, she has to go back on Monday, but there are three nights and two days of drinking to be done before then.


K and S Will Be Scarce ‘Round These Parts…
August 11, 2008

I genuinely bemoan the irony that I started this blog a mere week or two before getting the biggest workload of my entire time here at this place that I work. It is non-stop preparation for a trial, and then the trial itself, so posts will be few and far between. I am so sorry, mostly because I already sincerely miss my internets time.

But, just so you know, things I really, really care about this week are:

That’s right. The Olympics are here, and it be time for WOMEN’S GYMNASTICS. Last night’s qualifying round gave me several heart attacks (NASTIA DOES NOT FALL ON BARS, OK? SHE JUST DOESN’T. No more fucking up!!!), and the finals should be even better. So, yeah. Working too hard at work, sitting obsessively in front of Olympic sports at home. I’m a nerd.

Also: the relay? AMAZING. Suck it, Frenchies!

What I Didn’t Do At Work Yesterday…
August 8, 2008

…Was post in this blog. That’s because K and I are literally swamped with work for the lawyer we assist.

This will be over at some point. I will do my best to entertain.