Email From K, 2:59 p.m.
January 7, 2009

“M asked me if I finished my sandwich, I said yes, she asked where I stuck it, I said “In my ass.”

That is not what I meant to say. I meant it would go to my ass, thus I answered a question that was not asked.

The point it, I told M that I stuck a sandwich in my ass”

Email from K, 10:22 a.m.
August 22, 2008

K: When I climbed Old Rag last week, I experienced this stinging, uncomforable sensation around my groin for the last leg of the hike, like my underwear were pinching. When I got back home I discovered I’d been bitten by an ant on the testicle.

(For the record, this is potentially the best email K has ever sent me.)

–S