Email to K, 3:10 p.m.
February 9, 2009

S: corndog-pizza

K: I can’t decide if that’s gross or glorious. My mind says gross, my belleh says, “O glory!”

Email from K, 9:43 a.m.
July 29, 2008

I googled pictures of Nick Drake and one of them led me to a site dedicated to anal stretching. That wasn’t the first time that had happened, either, while innocently mulling through pictures of people or things that have nothing to do with the anus. I guess anal stretching is currently in vogue? I don’t know. However, one thing is for sure–I will never be able to unsee what I saw.