Email to K, 3:10 p.m.
February 9, 2009

S: corndog-pizza

K: I can’t decide if that’s gross or glorious. My mind says gross, my belleh says, “O glory!”

Cinnamon and Idiots: GChat with R at 5:15 p.m.
December 22, 2008

R: one of the boys in my office tried to eat a tablespoon of cinamin
spelling?
because he heard somewhere its impossible to do in under a minute
and it is impossible
and the video is amazing
S: cinnamon
for the record
and i want to see the video
right now
R: its on facebook but the kid who has it is gone
i cant spell
S: awww
R: he spits the sinnamon out in the sink
and then makes a noise like a dying camel
S: now i wanna try it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
R:lol we so should! and then get everyone else to try it and just put up tons of videos of people trying it
S:yes
i agree
K would totally try it
R: great its a plan
S: we’re idiots
awesome idiots, but idiots
R: lol its going to be a youtube hit

Chia Mammoth!
December 3, 2008

10000-bc-poster

K: Why is this Wooly Mammoth 600 feet tall?

S: That’s my fault. Before it was really small, and I thought it was a dying Chia Pet and so I gave it MiracleGro. Oops.

We Cannot Make This Shit Up: Email From K, 12:34 p.m.
October 7, 2008

K: A finnish bread product:

(Can you see now why I’m so despondent when he’s not around?)

–S

Yesterday I Did An Experiment…
October 7, 2008

…to see if posting about The Girls Next Door and chocolate vaginas would up my pageviews.

It did. It, like, quadrupled them.

You people out there on the internet? So easy. I love you all.

–S

Real Estate Moguls R Us: Email From K, 8:48 a.m.
October 2, 2008

K: Let’s buy a house or two on ebay. One was just sold for $1.75.

Gchat with Z, 11:22 a.m.
October 1, 2008

This took place during a discussion about dinner tonight:

S: i have plenty of wine. dandelion wine! from ithaca!
does M eat cheese? i might put goat cheese in the couscous, but if she doesn’t i can keep it on the side

Z: she loves cheese!
i love cheese!
we all love cheese!

S: yay cheese!
actually, i was playing along with jeopardy on monday night and there was a category called “cheese” and i got every question right and it was simultaneously awesome and embarassing.

Z: hahhahahhaha
i liiiiiiiike that
that should be on your blog

Well, Z, ask and ye shall receive.

–S

WTF Is Wrong With Toy Manufacturers?!
September 30, 2008

K and I agree that the following commercial (originally viewed by us on FailBlog, of course) is among the weirdest and most distburing commercials we’ve ever seen. And we grew up in the 80’s and 90’s, kids.

(Warning: Slightly explicit. That’s right. It’s a children’s toy, and it’s kinda explicit!)

What. The. FUCK?!

–S

Email from K, 8:56 a.m., Scientology Protest Edition
September 19, 2008

K: The sign in the middle may be the best protest sign I’ve ever seen.

–S

That Ain’t Mouthwash, Y’all
September 18, 2008

Gawker called the following ad (from Belgium), “perhaps the single best piece of televised sex ed [they’ve] ever seen.” I find myself agreeing with them. Great ad, great message.

And for the worrywarts, it is NOT EXPLICIT.

–S