Interview with a Vapid Twit
July 29, 2008

This is the conversation I just had with K:

S: “Look at this. This is ridiculous.”

K: “Who is that?”

S: “It’s one of the girls from the Hills, Audrina.”

K: “I’m not familiar with her.”

S: “The fact that I am familiar with her pushes me closer to suicide.”

Click the link about to read an interview with the most dead-eyed of the Dead-Eyed Crew of The Hills.

And, really, “interview” is a loose term here.