Archive for the ‘weirdos’ Category

Well, Good Morning to You Too, K (Email From K, 8:33 a.m.)
December 17, 2008

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K: Hey, read this.

S: Of course Wal-Mart would make that cake.

I started reading my Best American Essays 2008 last night and fell asleep a couple pages into an essay by a guy named Rick Cohen about how he grew a Hitler Moustache, otherwise known as a Toothbrush Moustache. He likens it, as a Jew, to Richard Pryor using the word “nigger.” And he also talked about how Hitler singlehandedly wiped out the name Adolf for, like, the rest of time.

I hope Rick Cohen saw this article this morning…

S: Also: “JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell”????

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

K: I think there are still Adolphs in Germany.

S: Yeah, but definitly not as many. Cohen named a bunch of prominent, good Adolphs in history, too. And then he was like, “Sucks these guys are tainted forever,” but in more eloquent, anthology-worthy language.

I wonder if this is on Fark.

Email from K, 9:43 a.m.
July 29, 2008

I googled pictures of Nick Drake and one of them led me to a site dedicated to anal stretching. That wasn’t the first time that had happened, either, while innocently mulling through pictures of people or things that have nothing to do with the anus. I guess anal stretching is currently in vogue? I don’t know. However, one thing is for sure–I will never be able to unsee what I saw.

–S

Email from K, 11:03 a.m.
July 28, 2008

“Good morning to you:

Thanks, K. It’s even easier to keep my eyes open now.

–S