Archive for the ‘office’ Category

Cinnamon and Idiots: GChat with R at 5:15 p.m.
December 22, 2008

R: one of the boys in my office tried to eat a tablespoon of cinamin
because he heard somewhere its impossible to do in under a minute
and it is impossible
and the video is amazing
S: cinnamon
for the record
and i want to see the video
right now
R: its on facebook but the kid who has it is gone
i cant spell
S: awww
R: he spits the sinnamon out in the sink
and then makes a noise like a dying camel
S: now i wanna try it
R:lol we so should! and then get everyone else to try it and just put up tons of videos of people trying it
i agree
K would totally try it
R: great its a plan
S: we’re idiots
awesome idiots, but idiots
R: lol its going to be a youtube hit

Election Day!
November 4, 2008

S and K say “VOTE FOR OBAMA!” I doubt you’re surprised, if you’ve looked at this blog over any period of time.

The only way to bear this day is to laugh through it. Or be totally appalled:

S: 128700564682753362

K: By the way, is that Sarah Palin signing the sign?

S: Yes.

K: What the fuck?

S: Yes.

This Is Me
September 29, 2008

I am tired. And over it. And I’ve only been here for 45 minutes.



So, So Lonely
September 23, 2008

K is getting his wisdom teeth out. Well, by this time, they should be out and he’s at least on his way home or home already, conked out on pain medication. I loaned him the first season of Mad Men, so he should be set for the week (or, in my case, the next day and a half).

But kittens, I am so, so very bored. No movie updates, no gross pictures, no stopping by his cubicle to pout and ask for amusement. No partner in crime.

And he’ll be back earliest Friday. And probably really not until mond.



Email From K, 3:28 p.m.
September 4, 2008

K: Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist is about the gayest title for a movie ever.


August 28, 2008


Ok, they can if the attorney she works for has another big case, but in the mean time she is back and OH MY GOD INTERNETS HOW SHE HAS MISSED YOU.

This post is S’s way of saying: Updates Shall Resume Now.


August 22, 2008

S is back! She does not have to be in stupid court, in the stupid freezing cold courtroom, drawing stupid doodles on the back of stupid spreadsheets and thinking of ways to get out of this stupid job. No, she gets to sit at her desk and revel in her internets and the companionship of K (who she has dearly missed being so, so far away), and all the things that made this lazy-ass job great in the first place.

Of course, she has to go back on Monday, but there are three nights and two days of drinking to be done before then.


K and S Will Be Scarce ‘Round These Parts…
August 11, 2008

I genuinely bemoan the irony that I started this blog a mere week or two before getting the biggest workload of my entire time here at this place that I work. It is non-stop preparation for a trial, and then the trial itself, so posts will be few and far between. I am so sorry, mostly because I already sincerely miss my internets time.

But, just so you know, things I really, really care about this week are:

That’s right. The Olympics are here, and it be time for WOMEN’S GYMNASTICS. Last night’s qualifying round gave me several heart attacks (NASTIA DOES NOT FALL ON BARS, OK? SHE JUST DOESN’T. No more fucking up!!!), and the finals should be even better. So, yeah. Working too hard at work, sitting obsessively in front of Olympic sports at home. I’m a nerd.

Also: the relay? AMAZING. Suck it, Frenchies!

What I Didn’t Do At Work Yesterday…
August 8, 2008

…Was post in this blog. That’s because K and I are literally swamped with work for the lawyer we assist.

This will be over at some point. I will do my best to entertain.


We’ve Gotta Get Out of This Place
August 5, 2008

K and I are both going travel-crazy right now. Or, rather, we’re incredibly restless. Days are spent looking at pictures of potential destinations, lunch breaks in the travel section of Barnes & Noble.

Here is where we (ideally) want to go:

Costa Rica


Can you guess who wants to go where?