Archive for the ‘awesome’ Category

Email to K, 3:10 p.m.
February 9, 2009

S: corndog-pizza

K: I can’t decide if that’s gross or glorious. My mind says gross, my belleh says, “O glory!”

Email From K, 2:59 p.m.
January 7, 2009

“M asked me if I finished my sandwich, I said yes, she asked where I stuck it, I said “In my ass.”

That is not what I meant to say. I meant it would go to my ass, thus I answered a question that was not asked.

The point it, I told M that I stuck a sandwich in my ass”

Cinnamon and Idiots: GChat with R at 5:15 p.m.
December 22, 2008

R: one of the boys in my office tried to eat a tablespoon of cinamin
spelling?
because he heard somewhere its impossible to do in under a minute
and it is impossible
and the video is amazing
S: cinnamon
for the record
and i want to see the video
right now
R: its on facebook but the kid who has it is gone
i cant spell
S: awww
R: he spits the sinnamon out in the sink
and then makes a noise like a dying camel
S: now i wanna try it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
R:lol we so should! and then get everyone else to try it and just put up tons of videos of people trying it
S:yes
i agree
K would totally try it
R: great its a plan
S: we’re idiots
awesome idiots, but idiots
R: lol its going to be a youtube hit

Haiku, Youku, We All Ku For– Right, Sorry.
December 22, 2008

Email to K, 10:16 a.m. (from S, obvs)

I sold my desk. On craigslist. Yesterday.

So my apartment is completely pristine except that everything that was in/on my desk is in a neat pile on the floor. And my room has one big blank wall that I think I should project movies or maybe Soul Calibur onto.

And now I need a new desk.

Haiku(s) for my desk:

Oh, Ikea desk
You were small and ugly
And not how I like

Sold to a Polan
Who looked just like Ben Kingsly
My stuff in a pile

Then, at 11:10 a.m.

K: Go to failblog and watch “All Aboard the Fail Train.” The Japanese are ridiculous.

S: I fucking love Japan.

Haiku to Japan:

Oh Japan, my love
Your subways would kill me dead
Hello Kitty, too.

(today is, apparently, a Haiku kind of day)

S and K Get Gushy Over Obama
November 5, 2008

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Oh my, what a pretty picture.

S: President Obama.

Just say it.

President Obama.

K: squeeeeee!

Yes.
November 5, 2008

Obama 2008

We Can.

Obama, Go Vote! Joe Biden, Vice President!
October 28, 2008

If you haven’t had a chance to see this yet, these are Italian gondoliers for Obama:

And Part 2 (this time, with Americans!):

The election is only a week away. OBAMA. OBAMA. OBAMA.

–S

LOOK AT THIS.
October 8, 2008

That is all.

–S

He’s a Man That Knows Taffy
September 19, 2008

Guys! Guys!

It’s Adam West’s birthday! Our favorite Batman turns 80 today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADAM WEST!!

–S

Email from K, 10:22 a.m.
August 22, 2008

K: When I climbed Old Rag last week, I experienced this stinging, uncomforable sensation around my groin for the last leg of the hike, like my underwear were pinching. When I got back home I discovered I’d been bitten by an ant on the testicle.

(For the record, this is potentially the best email K has ever sent me.)

–S