Obama, Go Vote! Joe Biden, Vice President! October 28, 2008

If you haven’t had a chance to see this yet, these are Italian gondoliers for Obama:

And Part 2 (this time, with Americans!):

The election is only a week away. OBAMA. OBAMA. OBAMA.

–S

K and S Finally Saw “The Happening” October 28, 2008

S: I decided this morning that you should go as a Math Teacher for Halloween (perhaps even the John Leguezamo math teacher), and all you have to do is wear one of your checked shirts with tan pants, tucked in, and everytime someone talks to you, spout off a bunch of probabilities and percentages for no particular reason, and see how long it takes for them to guess you’re a math teacher.

K: The probability of my being a math teacher for Halloween is equal to the negative sum of its inherent lameness plus the value of its in-joke awesomeness minus the square root of the price of a sweater vest.

S: ……Ow.

(Oh, shit. I think your email just told me to kill myself!)

K: STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOW!

Watch Politicians Crack Jokes! October 17, 2008

With the election looming a mere 17 days away (OBAMA! OBAMA!), the candidates got together last night at the Al Smith dinner to crack jokes about each other and politics. They’re both very funny. Case in point: Obama:

There’s a Jesus joke in there. And a superman one. Oh my.

And, of course, McCain:

–S

Separation Anxiety October 15, 2008

K and I have been separated. Not because we did bad things; our receptionist had a baby and I’m back up at the front desk. And so now we are torn, TORN APART! And still emailing each other every three seconds.

For some reason, none of these emails have been post worth. Sigh. Look at us be boring, and bored.

–S

Email to K, 3:26 p.m. October 9, 2008

S: Everytime I open my main email screen, I see ClooneyNips!

K: That’s good, right?

S: Yes 🙂

LOOK AT THIS. October 8, 2008

That is all.

–S

Martyr Mystery Solved: Email to K, 3:46 p.m. October 7, 2008

From: S
To: K

Muslim martyrs will not go to heaven and marry 72 black eyed virgins. This idea stems from a mistranslation: the Quran says martyrs going to heaven will get “hur,” and the word was taken by early commentators to mean “virgins.” But in Aramaic, hur meant “white” and was commonly used to mean “white grapes,” which the Quran compares to crystal and pearls, and contemporary accounts have paradise abounding with fruit, especially white grapes.

Dude. There are some suicide bombers up in heaven who are pissed.

We Cannot Make This Shit Up: Email From K, 12:34 p.m. October 7, 2008

K: A finnish bread product:

(Can you see now why I’m so despondent when he’s not around?)

–S

My Eyes! (Email to K, 11:19 a.m.) October 7, 2008

S: I apologize to your eyes in advance:

But if mine had to suffer, yours did too.

K: Now we know why Kurt killed himself.

Yesterday I Did An Experiment… October 7, 2008

…to see if posting about The Girls Next Door and chocolate vaginas would up my pageviews.

It did. It, like, quadrupled them.

You people out there on the internet? So easy. I love you all.

–S