S: Of course Wal-Mart would make that cake.
I started reading my Best American Essays 2008 last night and fell asleep a couple pages into an essay by a guy named Rick Cohen about how he grew a Hitler Moustache, otherwise known as a Toothbrush Moustache. He likens it, as a Jew, to Richard Pryor using the word “nigger.” And he also talked about how Hitler singlehandedly wiped out the name Adolf for, like, the rest of time.
I hope Rick Cohen saw this article this morning…
S: Also: “JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell”????
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
K: I think there are still Adolphs in Germany.
S: Yeah, but definitly not as many. Cohen named a bunch of prominent, good Adolphs in history, too. And then he was like, “Sucks these guys are tainted forever,” but in more eloquent, anthology-worthy language.
I wonder if this is on Fark.
